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From: [name deleted]
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2007 3:01 PM
To: [name deleted]
Subject: Thursday
Enid,
I’m so bored. This Visa thing is killing me. It’s so boring. I feel like taking all of my clothes off right now and just losing it. We saw “Waitress” last night. It was wonderful. Keri Russell is so freaking adorable and charming and sweet. I love her.
Seriously, I’m so bored. I’m thinking about things to do to brighten up the day and I just made plans in my mind to go to William-Sonoma at the Time Warner Center. That’s disgustiing.
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From: [name deleted]
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2007 3:13 PM
To: [name deleted]
Subject: RE: Thursday
Dexter Holliday, where have you been?!
Listen, don’t go to Williams-Sonoma in your mind, pick up your bo-bo and actually go. Go look at the Le Creuset and have an olive oil sample. Tell BossLady you’re feeling dizzy and need some fresh air.
We saw Bjork last night. Holy Mizzy Mother of Maude. It was INSANE. We were 6 rows from the stage at Radio City, and if there had been an audience of just me, I could have had a candid conversation with Bjork from my seat to her mic. Stymie was there with his friend Costanzo. They danced in their seats and were, thus, sweaty. I kind of just bounced around.
OMG, ANTONY (without his Johnsons) SANG!!!!! He sang and sang and then he started jumping up and down while he was singing in little fits of happy triumph. It made me cry a little. I also cried during "Venus as a Boy" because Bjorkle (my new name for her because we're really close) sang it virtually acapella and did that crazy thing with her voice and even though the mic was several inches away from her face we could hear her screams without it. She wore metallic pants and this red, billowy dress and I love her face. Check out some pics on Brooklyn Vegan.
Geez, Dex, I could totally use a break right now. Let’s go to Rizzoli and browse through the Biography section!!! I’m craving popcorn, too.
Peaches and steam,
Valhalia Plume
-----Original Message-----
From: [name deleted]
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2007 3:34 PM
To: [name deleted]
Subject: RE: Thursday
Esmerelda Rancid,
I forgot the show was last night!!! I wonder if Costanzo was just another one of Symie's tricks. Hmm? I’m so glad you had a good time. We’ve been on a bit of a Bjork kick in our apt. lately. And I LOVE Antony and his Johnson. Bjork looked gorgeous!!
Seriously, I’m experiencing mind-altering levels of boredom right now. The kind that make you join the circus. I’m being stupid—I just need to plow through it.
Yours,
Milo Peeps
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From: [name deleted]
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2007 3:58 PM
To: [name deleted]
Subject: RE: Thursday
Jimmy Spleen,
Remember “Speed the Plow” starring Madonna? I remember watching coverage of it on “Entertainment Tonight” when I was, like, 12. Man, I wanted to see that show. They kept showing the same clip of Madonna kissing some dude. I think it was Ron Silver. I always liked him even though the only thing I remember him being in was “Silkwood”. I’ve also always liked Judge Reinhold. And I miss “The Wonder Years”.
I’m going to make myself a cup of tea in a Styrofoam cup right now because I need to get out of my chair. I’ve chosen “Orange Blossom”. Sounds fun. The girl sitting across from me is eating a Power Bar and chewing with her mouth open. I’d like to rip the Bar from her manicure and yell, “NO! Bad girl! Chew with mouth closed!” Then, I’d eat the rest of the Power Bar. It’s cold in here, and there’s a little moth flying above my desk.
Yours,
Cecilia Trumpton
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From: [name deleted]
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2007 4:03 PM
To: [name deleted]
Subject: RE: Thursday
Mindy Rogers,
Bless the poor girl whose Visa application I’m in charge of. She’s probably going to end up in Guantanamo when I’m done.
I just had a little box of raisins. They were just sitting in the kitchen. I wanted them. So I took them. They were probably just leftovers from a company meeting, but I like thinking that I just freaking RIPPED OFF somebody’s snack. It’s exhilarating.
Formaybe,
Matt Lee
